If I Were in Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world

I'd cancel allergy shots, 

Donald Trump, 

bananas,

and also global warming.

If I were in charge of the world

there'd be dimmer LED car lights,

cheaper books,

warm homes for the homeless, and

free education.

If I were in charge of the world

you wouldn't have broken hearts.

You wouldn't have schedules.

You wouldn't have dirty dishes.

Or "Where are you going for college?"

You wouldn't even have to grow up.

If I were in charge of the world

mozzarella sticks would be a vegetable.

All book to movie, films would be liked.

and a person who sometimes forgot to say sorry

and sometimes forgot to think of others first

would still be allowed to be

in charge of the world.